Make the girls go waka-waka over your impeccable fashion taste by dressing up in this stunning Pac-Man suit. Every square inch of this suit comes with vintage Pac-Man graphics, featuring all the characters form the original game.

The Supaboy is a handheld Super Nintendo device. You can simply plug in an SNES game into the console and begin playing some of your old favorites. There are also 2 ports for external Super Nintendo Controllers.

Protect your virginity while you keeping your feet warm and cozy using these sock sandals. Made from premium cotton, these machine washable socks come with a sexy brown leather sandal design and a non-slip sole.

Kick your cubicle warfare up a notch by turning your toiletries into weapons using this Q-tip crossbow. It’s compact enough to fit in your hand and comes with 25 cotton swabs you can shoot up to 20 feet in distance.

Make bath-time fun for your little ones using this bathtub ball track set. The set includes 3 tracks, a ladle, a ball, and a paddle wheel that you can easily stick onto your tile walls to create a fun maze for your little tadpole to play with.

Keep your daily essentials organized by storing them inside this burrito pencil pouch. It sports a tasty looking tortilla exterior and features a functional wrap design that prevents anything from falling out.

Look down right chivalrous while staying warm with this crocheted knight helmet hat. With its thick padded armor and functional moving visor, the knight helmet hat is sure to land you a damsel or two.

Experience the fun of arcade gaming wherever you go by bringing along one of these tiny playable arcade machines. Built with an Arduino platform, each arcade has an OLED screen, analog joystick, and loads games off a microSD.

Keep your LEGO Springfielders satisfied by fulfilling all their shopping needs with The Simpsons LEGO Kwik-E-Mart. Springfield’s beloved convenience store features a removable roof and comes with Chief Wiggum and his cruiser.

Let the power of the Dark Side flow through you every morning by chugging down a potent cup of this Star Wars themed coffee. A full-bodied blend with a sharp and smoky taste no Sith Lord can resist.

Learn the art of putting ink to paper using this calligraphy starter kit. The kit includes an oblique calligraphy pen, ink dropper, practice vellum paper, a beginner friendly nib, and other tools of the trade for you to learn with ease.

Celebrate Shark Week more than once a year by storing your tampons and pads inside this period pouch. Each brightly colored pouch sports a black “Shark Week” logo and has a zippered opening for bloody quick access.

The perfect stay-at-home date night subscription box. Each box comes packed with 5-7 goodies that include an interactive activity, snacks, and everything needed for a romantic evening at home.

Make your living room the place to socialize while pretending to work on your novel by giving it a coffee shop vibe using this Starbucks mocha scented candle.

Using this “people I want to punch in the face” journal you’ll have ample room to write down everyone who has ever made the mistake of crossing you – so you can plan your vengeance.